Kiss

Random Quote: "The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. "

I need to find more funny quotes.

Life Lessons

Life Lesson #1

Life is not about your high school. Yes, if you want a career in the future you need to have a high school degree. But life is not about making fun of the fat girl in gym class. Or cheating off the nerd with the glasses in math. Life is about doing the best of your abilities and being happy with life. Putting other people down is just going to make you less of a person. Do you honestly like going home at night and know that you just put some girl in the hospital for telling her to eat some celery? Do you feel accomplished? Maybe that is your purpose in life, to be that person that everyone will remember in high school for making them walk to school everyday to a place where they will get harassed everyday, and go home to a father that beats them senseless every night if they don’t get drunk with him. Life is also not about going to parties and getting drunk because its cool. You know what is really cool? The toilet seat on your butt when you’re waiting for that pink plus sign. Maybe you wanted to have a baby, but maybe you also wanted to be a doctor. Now your whole life is down the drain for one baby. Babies are cute and adorable, but they are not puppies. You can’t just leave them alone for the day.